0149名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/02/22(土) 06:59:36.27ID:PGvPiFBa 静岡うどんは細麺の方がうまい。 0150名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/03/14(土) 10:07:23.45ID:XwMBucOH 新型コロナウイルス問題で静岡のうどん店もかなり厳しい状況になっているね。 0151名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/03/30(月) 03:16:16.81ID:5yZ9F/MV うどん0円くらいの大胆なキャンペーンをする企業が静岡で出現してほしい。 0152名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/04/10(金) 18:02:35.68ID:e6ysI0YT For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ... 0153名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/04/10(金) 18:13:11.52ID:e6ysI0YT Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass". 0154名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/04/10(金) 18:15:56.70ID:e6ysI0YT I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me. -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters" 0155名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/04/10(金) 18:40:49.97ID:e6ysI0YT When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain 0156名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/04/10(金) 20:03:37.09ID:e6ysI0YT Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. -- Jeff Berner 0157名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/04/10(金) 20:22:45.38ID:e6ysI0YT All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. 0158名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/05/03(日) 13:11:23.24ID:ct5+EfVK スマル亭頑張れ! 0159名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/05/04(月) 02:09:54.18ID:BCuaPTH7 Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless. 0160名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/05/04(月) 22:34:19.87ID:bul3wesp こんなご時世でも営業してるスマル亭に感謝! 0161名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/06/23(火) 10:45:00.54ID:mOPwRH7j Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery 0162名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 20:02:38.37ID:SxmFwY3M If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable. -- "Graffiti in the Big Ten" 0163名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 20:36:04.40ID:SxmFwY3M Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. 0164名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 22:35:23.05ID:SxmFwY3M It runs like _x, where _x is something unsavory -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435 0165名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 22:40:41.89ID:SxmFwY3M Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future. -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly 0166名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 23:08:21.43ID:SxmFwY3M Goldenstern's Rules: (1) Always hire a rich attorney. (2) Never buy from a rich salesman. 0167名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 23:27:16.23ID:SxmFwY3M Why was I born with such contemporaries? -- Oscar Wilde 0168名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 23:32:42.14ID:SxmFwY3M Boston, n.: Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for finishing second in the Irish jig competition. 0169名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/09(日) 23:48:43.82ID:SxmFwY3M There *__is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday. 0170名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 00:31:44.93ID:8flVA/Xv There's no room in the drug world for amateurs. 0171名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 01:36:15.98ID:8flVA/Xv Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board. Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls. 0172名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 02:47:16.01ID:8flVA/Xv I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad" 0173名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 03:06:19.36ID:8flVA/Xv Wiker's Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some. 0174名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 03:22:39.70ID:8flVA/Xv Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none. -- William Shakespeare 0175名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 03:30:59.15ID:8flVA/Xv Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. 0176名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 03:55:01.94ID:8flVA/Xv Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? A: Both of them. 0177名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 04:33:06.96ID:8flVA/Xv Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller than the both put together. 0178名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 04:35:47.18ID:8flVA/Xv The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not a feast. Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros. -- Ogden Nash 0179名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 05:39:24.29ID:8flVA/Xv Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors. -- Ambrose Bierce 0180名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 06:03:59.40ID:8flVA/Xv Wit, n.: The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery ... by leaving it out. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" 0181名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/10(月) 06:11:46.49ID:8flVA/Xv Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked. 0182名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2020/08/14(金) 14:26:19.95ID:uuOUthdx 静岡駅ASTYにできたうどん屋、 コシの無いうどんと生姜利いた汁 九州うどんの店らしいけど、 今は物珍しさで客が入っているが、 たぶん、一巡したら厳しいだろうな。