すまん、きょう俺のSNSにいきなり米国人がメッセージ送ってきたんだけど何て書いてあるか分かる奴いない？

The sister-in-law of Cinderella tried to cut off her toes to make her foot suited for Cinderella's tiny glass shoe ― tells the famous one among different versions of the folklore ‘Cinderella’.
This is a kind of grotesque humour like a Greek mythical murderer who chopped off taller men's legs to adjust them to his short bed. However, similar attempts are not always absurd.

Few of us doubt that the clothes which are adjusted to our own body by a taylor make us look nicer. However, the patterns originally for the model with an ideal body, once adjusted to an uglier body, will also look ugly.
In fact, instead of paying much for a taylor, you'd better make endeavour to modify your clumsy body toward the aesthetically ideal body.

This is, I guess, the reason why Japanese people less often order bespoke suits than white people although Japan is as rich as the West.